NO, Not Country Music!!!
I officially need help. I have listened to and been a fan of every type of music except country or opera for as long as I can remember. (which isn't too long). I must be really tired, being up since 3am, how do you do it Joe, because I just downloaded a country cd. I've seen them on an NFL pregrame show, some awards show, and on the tv show Las Vegas. Yes, I know I watch too much tv. They caught my attention enough to warrent a listen. So far, I'm not overly impressed, but not totally turned off either. (only 9 songs into it so far) If anyone knows of a cure that could save me from listening to country music, I need the help.
2 comments:
Jason...first of all..which CD? This will tell us how much help you need and in what timely manner. One of the best ways to cure this...go to a country concert or watch something like...Tuckerville. You have more class than these people. You have all your teeth. You don't think Budweiser is the best beer out there. And you didn't marry your sister. There is help for you!
Yeah, you gotta tell us what band. I was watching Conan last week and almost went out and bought a country music CD. Didn't like the song much, no clue who the band was, but they had a midget dancing in the background. He served no purpose but to dance for my amusement. Man, I love midgets, I love bands with midgets, I love midgets with such low self esteem that they would dance in a band just so that people will buy that band's CD.
Sure, you don't see the midget on the CD, so maybe I'd need a DVD. See, it's marketing genius!!
Time to download the Safety Dance video, watch Happy Gilmore and Willow and go back to that gas station in Morton with the midget who works behind the counter.
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