Barney's Blog

Have you seen the show, "How I Met Your Mother"? It's one of those that I find funny while watching, but later think about it and laugh some more. Now don't get me wrong, I've seen better shows, but this one just strikes a cord with me and provides 17 minutes (FF thru commercials thanks to Tivo) of entertainment a week. The writing reminds me a bit of "Friends". Anywho, Barney in the show (aka Doogie Howser) keeps mentioning his blog. Well I came across it today. In last night's show, Barney mentioned that his blog has the TWENTY-FOUR WAYS IN WHICH WOMEN ARE LIKE FISH.

1. Both attracted to shiny objects
2. More fun to catch while drinking
3. Neither travel well
4. There's others in the sea and/or bar
5. Three words: catch and release
6. Both travel in protective groups
7. Small bladders
8. The deeper you go, the scarier they get
9. Their weight largely determines their value
10. [EDITED: My lawyer has requested that I remove this one from the blog… hint: crabs!]
11. They get all ornery if you try to grab their tail
12. Bears will eat either of them
13. Sometimes I likes 'em wild, sometimes I likes 'em farm-raised
14. You must document great catches or no one will believe you -- video preferred
15. Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first
16. Seen the movie Splash? Case closed
17. Cold blooded. Looking your way, Stacy.
18. Neither can operate a vehicle
19. They both eat things
20. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they'll go in life
21. Scales are important to each of them
22. They never have to buy drinks
23. Umm… Eggs? Duh
24. Can hook either with a great line

I hadn't had a post in a while, so thought I'd share this.